dammit lloyd-the-barista i was supposed to be making a cover picture for my giveaway and instead i ended up spending half an hour on that friggin manip




walk up in the club like what up I got a big cock

for lloyd-the-barista

(based on this post)




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katsallday:

selonian:

parahsalmer:

sociallyawkwardriot:

ehretha:

EVERY Target shopper NEEDS to know this:
If the price ends in 8, it will be marked down again.
If it ends in a 4, it’s the lowest it will be.
Target’s mark down schedule:
MONDAY: Kids’ Clothing, Stationery (office supplies, gift wrap), Electronics.
TUESDAY: Women’s Clothing and Domestics.
WEDNESDAY: Men’s Clothing, Toys, Health and Beauty.
THURSDAY: Lingerie, Shoes, Housewares.
FRIDAY: cosmetics

WHOOOOA. Will keep in mind!

THIS IS THE GREATEST INFORMATION I HAVE EVER LEARNED FROM TUMBLR.


filed under: important information that everyone needs to know

BRB DOING THIS TODAY

katsallday:

selonian:

parahsalmer:

sociallyawkwardriot:

ehretha:

EVERY Target shopper NEEDS to know this:

If the price ends in 8, it will be marked down again.

If it ends in a 4, it’s the lowest it will be.

Target’s mark down schedule:

MONDAY: Kids’ Clothing, Stationery (office supplies, gift wrap), Electronics.

TUESDAY: Women’s Clothing and Domestics.

WEDNESDAY: Men’s Clothing, Toys, Health and Beauty.

THURSDAY: Lingerie, Shoes, Housewares.

FRIDAY: cosmetics

WHOOOOA. Will keep in mind!

THIS IS THE GREATEST INFORMATION I HAVE EVER LEARNED FROM TUMBLR.

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filed under: important information that everyone needs to know

BRB DOING THIS TODAY

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delicately-interconnected:

woodelf68:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.

The need I have for these is so great I can’t breathe

Fuck weaponising femininity

UTILISE femininity

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I think I legitimately poisoned myself by breathing all those fumes. This is becoming a little concerning…




Hello new followers! I hope you don’t expect this to be a high-quality blog but if you like trash you’re welcome to stay a while.

Side note: I’ve reached 140 followers so I think I’m going to do a giveaway. I’ll post more about it later.

Cheers!




texanona:

  • NAME: Meredyth
  • ALIAS[ES]: Merry, Pippin, That Asshole Over There
  • DATE OF BIRTH: December 14
  • GENDER: Human of the female persuasion
  • OCCUPATION: Trying
  • DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: Ye | Never | Never
  • FAVOURITE COLOUR: Gray/silver
  • LIKE[S]: Animals, FOOD, psychology, cocky villains, tea, cocktails, the internet (usually), Markiplier, Olan Rogers
  • DISLIKE[S]: Drugs, smoking,  bullying, arrogance, neglect
  • FEAR[S]: Trypophobia, heights, rape
  • PERSONALITY TRAITS: Grade-A asshole tsundere

{ P H Y S I C A L   I N F O R M A T I O N }

  • HAIR COLOR: Dark brown (w/ red/blonde tints)
  • DYED COLOR: None
  • EYE COLOR: Brown
  • HEIGHT: 5’1”
  • TATTOOS: I doodle on myself with a pen sometimes
  • PIERCINGS: Two in each ear

{ F A M I L Y   I N F O R M A T I O N }

  • SIBLING[S]: Nada
  • PARENT[S]: Mom
  • CHILDREN: Yuck
  • PET[S]: 2 cats and a Labradoodle doge

{ R E L A T I O N S H I P   I N F O R M A T I O N }

  • SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Panromantic Demisexual
  • RELATIONSHIP STATUS: This

(Source: konekontractor)







kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

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